I_P (partr) wrote,

English breakfast

Для вас, любимые мной любители lean cuisine английской литературы, я оторвусь от унылого 'continental breakfast'-a и совершу своё очередное безрассудство: украду у юзера shka чудесную цитату из "Northanger Abbey" Jane Austen:
- But, perhaps, I keep no journal.

- Perhaps you are not sitting in this room, and I am not sitting by you. These are points in which a doubt is equally possible. Not keep a journal! How are your absent cousins to understand the tenour of your life in Bath without one? How are the civilities and compliments of every day to be related as they ought to be, unless noted down every evening in a journal? How are your various dresses to be remembered, and the particular state of your complexion, and curl of your hair to be described in all their diversities, without having constant recourse to a journal? My dear madam, I am not so ignorant of young ladies' ways as you wish to believe me; it is this delightful habit of journaling which largely contributes to form the easy style of writing for which ladies are so generally celebrated. Everybody allows that the talent of writing agreeable letters is peculiarly female. Nature may have done something, but I am sure it must be essentially assisted by the practice of keeping a journal.
Good morning! Enjoy your eggs!

/peevishly, aside/ Where's my f..cking croissant, by the way?
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